why pamper life's complexities

Person: hey i found you through tumblr's facebook friend search

Me: *block*

uni work interrupting my tumblr social life.

damn.

I thought that my posts meant nothing. They were pointless.

And they are pointless, but that’s why I love it so much. 

All the most pointless and frivolous and trivial things in life are rather wonderful in the right balance.

Me all the time: It's whom.

i missed you, tumblr.

Mum: What would you want as a present

Me: Something from Burberry

Mum: What's Vurberry?

Me: Bur-berry

Mum: Blueberry?!

Me: Burberry!

Mum: What's that?

Me: It's an English label

Mum: Never heard of it

Me: I want a Burberry trench coat

Mum: Aren't trench coats for dirty old men who like to flash people?!

Me: Omg.

I feel rich, but I am now poor. It was worth it.

Going to Australia to see my best friend for three weeks in June/July. I’ve now booked my flights to and from Sydney.

So so excited.

They so are.

The best thing about saying this is that if any of my friends see this, I can just go “oh no, I didn’t mean you mate!”

While I’m thinking yes I did, asshole.

IDEGAF any more.

Used 4GB of data on my phone this month. Lolwhoops.

Yes, we are friends and I do like to pass the day with you in serious and inconsequential chatter. I wouldn’t mind washing up beside you, dusting beside you, reading the back half of the paper while you read the front. We are friends and I would miss you, do miss you and think of you very often. I don’t want to lose this happy space where I have found someone who is smart and easy and doesn’t bother to check their diary when we arrange to meet.

— Jeanette Winterson

My Ab Fab box set. My favourite. (Taken with instagram)

Me: (puts Lou Reed on)

Mum: Oh I love Bowie.

Me: What?

Mum: David Bowie. I love him.

Me: This isn't Bowie.

Mum:

Me:

Mum:

Me:

Mum: Oh. I know...

Me: Look at my wallpaper mum, it's Patsy Stone

Mum: You'll probably end up marrying someone like her

Me: BRILLIANT!