February 2012
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I talked to her again today. She’s nice, and pretty and smart and stuff. Everything you always say about a girl you like. But she is. She’s a genuinely nice person. I hope I see her around uni, because I’m not going to ask her out on Facebook.
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She seems genuinely stupid and foolhardy. She was when I knew her too, but I looked past that. I don’t know why I’m even thinking about her.
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“Would you believe that yesterday
This girl was in my arms and swore to me...”
– Elvis Presley
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Damn you bank...
Me: Hi, I'd like to cancel my old debit card.
Bank: Okay, that's done.
When I get home...
Letter from bank: O hai! We saw your debit card is about to expire, so here's a new one. Give us money now!
Ab Fab is brilliant.
Eddie: This is... a corpse... in an open... oaken...... oblong... coffin... silky lining... it's a dead body Pats.
Patsy: Yeah but is it art Eddie?
Eddie: No Sweetie, it's my father.
Patsy: Are you sure?
Eddie: Yeah I think so. But I've never seen him in a suit before.
